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Unisex No One Gets Out Alive Sweatshirt

Unisex No One Gets Out Alive Sweatshirt

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Sure, you could argue that astronauts leave the earth, but they all come back eventually. No one can escape the final exit from our world. This funny 1970s inspired dark humor shirt is perfect for wearing your existential dread on your sleeve, or chest as it were. Whether you can't wait to leave this planet or are making the most of your time here on earth, this universal statement about death is perfect for having a laugh at mortality or reminding you to seize the day.

Shirt Info:

  • soft, cozy ring spun cotton/polyester fleece blend
  • hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
  • unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Sized for a relaxed, unisex fit, measurements as follows:
Small 20 inch width chest x 26.5 inch length
Medium 22 inch width chest x 27.5 inch length
Large 24 inch width chest x 28.5 inch length
X-Large 26 inch width chest x 29.9 inch length
2X-Large 28 inch width chest x 30.5 inch length
3X-Large 30 inch width chest x 31.5 inch length

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