Proudly proclaim your allegiance to team pessimist with this funny cynical shirt. With an ample dose of colorful dark humor and cute retro vibes, this shirt is the perfect complement to your existential dread.

Shirt Info:

• soft, cozy ring spun cotton/polyester fleece blend
• hand printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks
• unisex fit -- perfect for both men and women

Our unisex crew neck fleece sweatshirts are perfect for staying cozy warm on chilly days. We print our designs using eco-friendly water-based inks. All of our items are designed and hand-printed to order in our southern California studio.

Sizing/Fit Guide:
Sized for a relaxed, unisex fit, measurements as follows:
Small 20 inch width chest x 26.5 inch length
Medium 22 inch width chest x 27.5 inch length
Large 24 inch width chest x 28.5 inch length
X-Large 26 inch width chest x 29.9 inch length
2X-Large 28 inch width chest x 30.5 inch length
3X-Large 30 inch width chest x 31.5 inch length